Foot up, blog down
So I have posted nothing in like forever. because I have done nothing in, like, forever.
I mean, obviously that’s not true. But I do it all fat on my ass on my couch (was gonna fix that typo, but since it’s kind of true, I’ll let it stand. Which reminds me: I started Weight Watchers. can’t exercise on crutches, and putting on a bathing suit in 4 weeks. Scary shit. But I digress).
I have been making notes of things to blog about — but none of them have amounted to blog-length posts yet. And I am not a fan of doing a half load of laundry: I’ll wait until it’s a full load, thank you very much.
So I will keep not blogging until I have a full post. But here are a few topics on the horizon:
— My career in volunteering coming to a close (school volunteering, that is)
— The reconstruction of the 100-plus year old wall in our yard, and how I managed to use my injury to convince my husband to do a project he does not want to do
— All of the last of Singer Girl’s senior year
— College shopping hell (we haven’t started yet, but I already know this will get ugly)
— Singer Girl’s grad party
— Our trip to Croatia and Greece in June
In the mean time, I am a relentless poster on Facebook, pretty good on Instagram, meh on Twitter and nonexistent on Snatchchat (why would you call it anything else?). I am also conducting an internal debate on whether to take a foster for one week — one who, like our recently passed beloved Penny is a female chocolate labradoodle. (Glutton for punishment much?)