So I have posted nothing in like forever.  because I have done nothing in, like, forever.

I mean, obviously that’s not true.  But I do it all fat on my ass on my couch (was gonna fix that typo, but since it’s kind of true, I’ll let it stand.  Which reminds me: I started Weight Watchers. can’t exercise on crutches, and putting on a bathing suit in 4 weeks. Scary shit. But I digress).

I have been making notes of things to blog about — but none of them have amounted to blog-length posts yet.  And I am not a fan of doing a half load of laundry: I’ll wait until it’s a full load, thank you very much.

So I will keep not blogging until I have a full post. But here are a few topics on the horizon:

— My career in volunteering coming to a close (school volunteering, that is)

— The reconstruction of the 100-plus year old wall in our yard, and how I managed to use my injury to convince my husband to do a project he does not want to do

— All of the last of Singer Girl’s senior year

— College shopping hell (we haven’t started yet, but I already know this will get ugly)

— Singer Girl’s grad party

— Our trip to Croatia and Greece in June

In the mean time, I am a relentless poster on Facebook, pretty good on Instagram, meh on Twitter and nonexistent on Snatchchat (why would you call it anything else?).  I am also conducting an internal debate on whether to take a foster for one week — one who, like our recently passed beloved Penny is a female chocolate labradoodle.  (Glutton for punishment much?)